7 REASONS SCIENCE IS BOSS
In a world becoming increasingly obsessed with ‘evil meds’, ‘poisonous GMOs’ and shithouse, not to mention dangerous, alternative therapies, we thought we’d take some time out to think about ALL THE THINGS science has done for us. Why? Mainly because we fucking love it. It is thorough, peer-reviewed, and evidence based – handy for people interested in getting as close as possible to fact and truth.
But also because it’s a far better alternative to throwing a chair at David Avocado Wolfe, who legit believes that chocolate is an octave of male sun energy, and this masculine octave of chocolate energy will come down from the sun and penetrate your heart. Yeah.